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Post by The Shadow on Sept 25, 2005 19:40:21 GMT -5
"Look at Shockey here"
"Look at this play. Look at the tight end."
"Now look at this block"
"Look here, look at Manning."
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Post by tydawson on Sept 25, 2005 21:32:28 GMT -5
Phil Simms, John Madden
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Post by The Shadow on Sept 25, 2005 21:53:12 GMT -5
Not even close to as bad as McGuire. Do you even watch the Sunday night games? At least when Simms tries to relate something to his playing days, it actually carries some weight. He's been much worse tonight than the past 2 weeks. I especially love when he pleads with the viewer to "look at" something on a replay that is in fact, not even there. |
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Post by The Shadow on Sept 25, 2005 21:55:23 GMT -5
I could see making a case for Madden if McGuire didn't exist.
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Post by dynamitekido on Sept 25, 2005 22:25:36 GMT -5
Joe Theisman
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Post by The Shadow on Sept 25, 2005 23:21:27 GMT -5
DRINK WHEN PAUL MAGUIRE...
1 - Prefaces any analysis with "I'm a tell ya what."
1 - Says "I'm gonna tell ya something" right before actually telling you something
1 - Says the word "watch" or "look at" more than twice on any instant replay, as if you were doing anything but watching
1 - Says something you didn't already know
1 - Admits to being scared of Ray Lewis
1 - Says he talked to a player/coach earlier in the week
2 - Calls Theismann "Joseph"
Chug - Calls Theismann "an idiot"
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Post by stylesclash on Sept 26, 2005 1:39:36 GMT -5
DRINK WHEN PAUL MAGUIRE... 1 - Prefaces any analysis with "I'm a tell ya what." 1 - Says "I'm gonna tell ya something" right before actually telling you something 1 - Says the word "watch" or "look at" more than twice on any instant replay, as if you were doing anything but watching 1 - Says something you didn't already know 1 - Admits to being scared of Ray Lewis 1 - Says he talked to a player/coach earlier in the week 2 - Calls Theismann "Joseph" Chug - Calls Theismann "an idiot" Thats pure gold right there. He annoys me to a lesser extent too. -Jason |
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Post by The Shadow on Sept 26, 2005 8:43:15 GMT -5
Theisman may have nothing to offer at this point, but at least he's not consistently wrong. Wrong on penalties. Wrong on the spot of the ball. Wrong on play calls. The poll results seem to agree with me here.  |
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Post by dynamitekido on Sept 26, 2005 9:59:38 GMT -5
Well, Theisman is consistantly annoying IMO. McGwire at least did that schtick at Wrestlemania VII about instant replay. Theisman has NEVER, EVER given me one second of entertainment. So McGwire has him beaten by 4 seconds. ;D
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Post by The One And Only on Sept 26, 2005 16:34:45 GMT -5
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