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Post by darthwiggles on Feb 20, 2009 10:01:14 GMT -5
In addition to robbing Shiima and Sexual Harassment of the gold and now attemping to break up Sexual Harassment(although I heard that if Idol leaves, Ken is joining Xtasy and forming the greatest SH duo EVER) Notorious N-Con has also been found in each of the following crimes: -He was on the sideline when Ben scored that first touchdown in the Super Bowl, and was influencing the ref who actually decided it wasn't a touchdown. -N~Con invented SHAMWOW and got that Chuck Roberts lookalike to shill it. -N-Con was seen at the local grocery store taking out all the cartons of milk until he could reach the one in the very back with the latest date on it. THAT FIEND. -N~Con has denied Jimmy DeMarco an IWC Title shot repeatedly. Of course, I'm sure N~Con's just jealous that he wouldnt look as good bald as the Pope of Grope does. -The notorious one was seen walking down the streets of N~Consville, PA and stopped to help a senior citizen across the street. Halfway across, he took off, looked back, flipped her the double bird and said "SCREW YOU!" And the worst crime of all? He booked Brother Runt. Enough said
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Post by Alex on Feb 20, 2009 14:23:55 GMT -5
I've been told that the video game "Doom" is loosely based on the time that N-Con lent Satan two bucks and he forgot to pay him back.
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Post by Branden on Feb 20, 2009 20:13:46 GMT -5
Chuck Norris < N~Con Connors
N~Con connors stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni!
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Post by kinggalaxia on Feb 21, 2009 0:01:03 GMT -5
Notorious N~Con is why the stimulus is happening. Didn't you hear?
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Post by canadiancasanova on Feb 21, 2009 9:05:10 GMT -5
N~Con can unscramble an egg
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Post by stylesclash516 on Feb 21, 2009 9:22:17 GMT -5
N~Con doesn't need a night light because the boogeyman is afraid of Notorious N~Con.
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Post by canadiancasanova on Feb 21, 2009 9:30:08 GMT -5
Monsters check underneath their bed for Notorious N~Con
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Post by Alex on Feb 22, 2009 18:03:36 GMT -5
Crop circles are N~Con's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the **** down.
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Post by canadiancasanova on Feb 22, 2009 18:14:20 GMT -5
Without N~Con, the Earth would cease to exist.
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Post by stylesclash516 on Feb 22, 2009 18:27:22 GMT -5
Notorious N~Con can kill 2 stones with 1 bird.
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Post by Alex on Feb 23, 2009 0:38:23 GMT -5
N~Con can divide by zero.
And get 42.
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Post by MJL on Feb 23, 2009 0:56:56 GMT -5
N~Con can unscramble an egg.
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Post by kinggalaxia on Feb 23, 2009 1:01:06 GMT -5
Notorious N~Con can kill 2 stones with 1 bird. Bull!! The way I heard, it was 3!
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Post by Alex on Feb 23, 2009 2:38:26 GMT -5
N~Con can unscramble an egg N~Con can unscramble an egg. That'd be one Notorious Omlette.
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Post by MJL on Feb 23, 2009 3:28:52 GMT -5
I didn't read the past facts. My bad.
N~Con can slam a revolving door.
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